lundi 28 juillet 2008

I saw a French chicken cross the road...and other musings.

Bonjour, toute le monde.

Just thought I would give an update: I've returned from France and am already homesick for it. A friend of mine wrote the other day about the UK, that she has a "longing, for a little set of isles I've yearned to visit since I was a wee girl; a place on which I've never set foot but somehow feels like Home."  I feel similarly about France...though I didn't spend a lot of time there, it is home.  

Anyway, one horrible thing about France is the Charles De Gaul airport~I was stuck there for three hours because our plane was late.  Not only was I stuck there, but apparently an efficient security system is completely beyond their realm of comprehension.  In the States, there might be two large lines and then ten or fifteen security checks for people to go through.  At the Paris airport, there's just a mass of people waiting to go through two security check points.  The worst part, though, is that once you actually get through the security checkpoint, there is only one snack bar for the entire terminal, with just one person behind the counter.  I think that was one of the only times I muttered, "This is so typically French" and meant it in a completely negative way.    

I am now home safe and sound, luggage intact, and was only awake for 28 hours straight on my travel "day."  I posted  a few new photos (of my host family and some friends) at the end of this album.

Now to a few days of doing what I love: reading books (currently The Code of the Woosters and Economic Policy), newspapers, laughing with my family, cooking, catching up with friends, and listening to my latest favorite song, by an Aussie band.  

One last funny anecdote: on the way to Fletcher's house this week, a chicken crossed the road. This was funny for three reasons.  First, it was the only chicken I've ever seen cross a road. Second, at lunch one day, we all had been reading The Book of General Ignorance, in which we learned that a chicken with its head cut off can live (and thrive) for five years. Finally, I found myself actually wondering (before I thought about the joke) why it crossed the road.  I mean, really, why would a chicken ever need to cross a road? 

The other day I read (in the Book of General Ignorance) the best quote by Lord Keynes: "My only regret in life is that I did not drink more champagne."



Until the next time, 

Marguerite. 


"Falling" by Macalmont and Butler.

lundi 21 juillet 2008

The British Open.


Bonsoir, toute le monde.

Yesterday, my friend Fletcher called and said, "I'm coming to pick you up, but Tomtom [his GPS system] just told me I have to turn around, so it'll probably be like ten minutes."  In Fletcher time, that's like twenty minutes.  But eventually, he and I and two of our friends wound up at his parents house for the afternoon and evening.  We had a great time: it involved ping-pong, dominoes, heavy doses of Paul Simon, The Kooks, and a song called See You Again.  We also had lunch (we had some amazingly hot mustard, of which I've become a huge fan) and Fletcher's signature drink, the "Tropical Thunderstorm" (dark rum, coconut rum, mango-orange juice, and tonic).  I could leave it at that, and you would probably think we were pretty cool (minus See You Again), but I have to confess that we sat around for a good portion of the afternoon reading Herald Tribunes and watching the British Open (I'm a bit sad that Greg Norman didn't win...but how cool is it that Harrington is defending the British Open~has that even happened before?).  Anyway, we had a great time, and I'm playing golf at the oldest golf course in Europe (itwas established in 1856) on Friday, because Fletcher needs someone he can actually beat at golf (that would be me).  True story: I actually have a golf course appropriate outfit here in Pau, too, so that's a happy coincidence.

Just thought I would give you an update on my Sunday in France.  

Love, 

Marguerite.


dimanche 20 juillet 2008

The day I bought a beret.


Bonjour, mes amis.

Yesterday, we went to the Parc National des Pyrenees and hiked to Lac de Gaube.  It was a beautiful day, as you can see from these photos.  

Before the hike, we went to the Musee du beret, which I had thought was going to be lame.  It wasn't.  We watched a video about the history of the beret, which was really informative.  There are only two authentic beret factories left in France.  One in Nay (where we were yesterday), and one in the town where we went whitewater rafting.  They stay in business mostly because of army orders (the French army orders berets for their uniforms, as do some African armies, as well as some sects of the US army), as well as individual buyers.  Different berets are specific to different regions in France (although now people wear whichever one looks best). For example, berets from Corse are wider because there is a lot of sun there.  There are three traditional colors of the french beret~black, navy, and brown (and red for some special occasions).  The video we watched also interviewed people about the beret, which was so adorable that I wanted to steal the dvd out of the player so I could watch it again (don't worry, I restrained myself).  There was one elderly gentleman who told a story about the beret.  He said (with a really thick southern french accent) that when you're little, you get a little beret and steal cherries with it, and when you're an adult, you get a big beret so you can beat the kid who stole the cherries.  

We also learned about the process of manufacturing the beret.  It's knit by a machine in a circular motion, and then shrunk in hot water and soap.  After that, it's dried, and then all the little nubs are brushed off with a rotating bristle brush machine.  Then it's inspected, and then they add the official silk lining and symbol, to show it's an authentic beret.  After that, they add leather strips to it, to help it maintain its shape, and then a red bow to indicate the back brim from the front.  The authentic ones are completely waterproof and practically indestructible.   

Of course I bought one.  I'm going to wear it all the time, I've decided.

Marguerite.

vendredi 18 juillet 2008

Rafting helmets: the universal equalizer.


Bonsoir, mes amis.

I hope all is well on the other side of the pond.

I had a first today: I went whitewater rafting in the Pyrenees. You may wonder, "Was it as cool as it sounds?" The response is a resounding yes. Not only did I go whitewater rafting, I also jumped down a waterfall (it was only about three meters~no, I can't convert to yards~high, but it was cool just the same).

Remember how I said that my new dream summer job is to be a journalist who follows the Tour de France? Scratch that. I want to be a whitewater rafting guide. They just whitewater raft all day, get a great tan, and meet lot of cool people (like our group, obviously). It also helps that the guides we had were really cute french boys, which made the job seem extra-appealling.

The only downside to the day was that we all had to wear ridiculous outfits: wetsuits, watershoes, enormous lifevests, and helmets. Wetsuits flatter no one (I repeat, no one), watershoes are squelchy and ugly, these particular lifevests were red and absolutely enormous (we all looked like the Pilsbury dough boy's lobster cousins), and the helmets were plastic (they looked like those helmets you put on kids who are, you know, special) and came in pale pink, pale blue, or florescent yellow). Rafting outfits are definitely bonding and equalizing apparel.

A+,

Marguerite.

jeudi 17 juillet 2008

Funniest thing ever.

Bonsoir, 

J'ai une petite histoire:

My host dad got back from rockclimbing tonight (the rest of the family is on holiday) around 23h45 (11:45) and he helped me with my French presentation (he thought it was funny that I thought the humor in "Asterix et Obelix" was "typically French"), until about 00h15 (12:15), while listening to some techno-esque music.  We then said goodnight, and I went into my room. For about the next fifteen minutes or so, he blasted the music and sang to it (he's something of an aspiring musician, though he can neither play the guitar nor sing very well).  It was the funniest thing ever.  


Marguerite. 

Une petite poignée (a small smattering).

Bonjour, mes amis. 

Just a quick note. 

I've finally had a moment to upload some pictures onto Facebook (some old Paris pictures, some new Biarritz photos from our trip this weekend, and a photo of me and my teacher from the first summer session).  

I started the long and frustrating process of packing/freaking out about my luggage not arriving back in the States (we've had four different students lose their luggage or have it arrive late with things missing from it).  Somehow, even though I didn't buy a lot of things, I managed to fill a second duffel bag (!).  Also, I neglected to bring a luggage scale, and the only scale I can find in the house is (obviously) in kilos, so that doesn't help me much.  So complicated.

I'm off to pack for this weekend (mountain hiking and white-water-rafting), and finish my chorizo and boursin baguette sandwich, which I am having for dinner.  

One last thing: I heard a cute song today in my History of French Song class, by Gerard Lenorman, called Si j'etais president.

Marguerite. 

mardi 15 juillet 2008

I don't even know how to categorize this.

Bonjour, mes amis.


Before I launch into my saga, I just had the most mortifying experience. I attempted to order pizza (for delivery) for dinner (salmon pizza and Spanish chorizo pizza~le saumon et l'espagnole), and I had my little speech all prepared. I called, and the guy who answered acted like I was a complete idiot. It doesn't seem like ordering pizza should be difficult, but you have to give an address, phone number, town, and what you would like (in my case, I needed both of the pizzas without olives). Luckily, the pizza arrived. It's the same thing when you call for taxis~I've simply concluded that communication in a foreign language is more difficult when it's not face-to-face.

Alors, ce lundi, c'etait la Fete de la Nationale (Mondaywas Bastille Day). We were at the starting line for le Tour de France in the morning, c'etait super (it was great). We were so close to the cyclists that we had to be careful not to accidentally touch them. I was with three friends and all of us kept saying (like giddy children), "Guys, we're at the Tour de France!" We didn't stick out as tourists at all. This was the 62nd time the Tour de France has gone through Pau, and this "etape" (chapter, or 'leg') of the route is one of the most challenging in all of the 21 etapes in the race. There was a huge parade preceding the departure of the cyclists, and tons of media coverage. I've decided that my new dream job for a summer is to be a journalist who follows the Tour. There were journalists from all over the world, and camera men were everywhere, climbing trees and lampposts to get a good angle.

One observation: I always thought of the French as quite patriotic, but other than the flags on the castle, no one even said "Happy Fete de la Nationale" or burst out into the national anthem. Everyone was excited for the Tour de France, but no one seemed to care that it was Bastille Day. C'etait un peu bizarre (it was a bit strange).

Metta and I went back to my house after lunch for a small afternoon nap, which turned into a two-hour long nap. The Wednesday before, we had been followed to my house by a strange cat, and when we returned to the bus stop later in the afternoon, the same cat followed us back and sat at the bus stop with us. We thought it was a bit strange, but forgot about it. Sunday night, Metta and I were walking back from the train station late (after our trip to the coast), and the same cat jumped out from nowhere and followed us home. It looked like it wanted to come into the house, so we closed the door behind us and made sure all of the windows and doors were locked (mind you, my host family was still out of town at this point. They had said they would be home on Friday night, but no one arrived until Monday morning, when my host dad showed up and simply said that the rest of the family has decided to stay for an extra week at the coast). Metta went into the restroom, and I was in my room. All of sudden, I heard Metta shreak. I rushed to the restroom, and she simply pointed at the window: the cat was staring in at her through it. A bit later, Metta was brushing her teeth in the bathroom (not the same room as the room with the toilet. In France, there is usually one room with a toilet, and another room with a shower and sink). I heard a loud "Thunk" on the bathroom window and Metta shreaked again. The cat had literally thrown itself against the window, in a vain attempt to get into the house. It then proceeded to spend the night mewing outside of my bedroom window.

Monday, when we returned for our afternoon nap, my host dad had opened up the house, and we saw the same cat roaming around indoors. I asked, "Pascal, that's not our cat, is it?" He simply said, "No, I've never seen it before." The French are so strange. But not half as strange as their cats.

For my french class, Metta and I have to give a thirty-minute presentation on the topic of our choice. I chose Asterix et Obelix, a french comic book. It's really funny, with typically french humor (for example, they make fun of other countries and their languages, comme ca).

That's all for now, but I hope to write more soon,

Marguerite.

samedi 12 juillet 2008

Le bus et la pluie.

Bonsoir, mes petites cerises (Good evening, my little cherries). 

J'ai marché à le bus ce matin dans la pluie (I walked to the bus this morning in the rain).  I also carried my super-French black umbrella and sang Aux Champs Elysees to myself.  Everything about the walk is adorable: Other than the stop and yield signs, and the bus stops, there is very little of anything that makes Bizanos twenty-first century-esque.  Quaint, I believe, is the best word.  There is a white gate at the end of my driveway, which I close behind me.  Encircling the perimeter of each home are lakestone and concrete walls (approximately waist-high) over which flowering bushes cascade, so as I walk down the uneven and moss-covered sidewalk, I'm accompanied by different types of foliage.  Each home is unique, and many of them are named (Les Mimosas and Laurets, for example).  Rather than yellow stripes down the middle of the road, there is a strip of concrete (approximately a foot wide) inlaid with lakestones which graces the winding road.  Obviously, there are cars and bicycles, but I only see maybe ten cars and four cyclists throughout the whole seven-minute walk. I live in a very quiet village.  

I share the bus with four or five other regulars, two of whom are especially worth noting. There's an elderly gentleman I usually see in the afternoons on my ride home.  He's waif-like, but far from delicate (I can tell by his practical walking shoes and the way he hops off of the bus). He sits up very straight on the bus and reads the paper most of the time.  He purses his lips and opens his eyes in a way that makes him look like he's surprised, a little awed, and quite amused~all at once. When he hops off of the bus, he clasps his hands behind him and walks slowly homeward, bent forward a little by age.  I like to think he has an adorably petite wife waiting for him there, with white hair piled high, blue eyes, and red lipstick.  

There's a woman who rides the bus almost everyday to market (I can tell by her grocery basket).  She's quite old, and has definitely spent her life as a housewife here in southern France. She always wears a skirt, pantyhose, and shoes with a practical little heel on them.  The funny thing, though, is that they don't make her the least bit glamorous.  She usually wears some sort of house sweater or old rain slicker, too.  There's nothing physically attractive about her, but she has bright blue eyes that continually smile.  Her nose smiles, too.  She greets the entire bus with a cheerful, heavily southern "Bonjour," and thanks the bus driver as she leaves with a gusty "Merci, Monsieur!"  She calls me "Mademoiselle."  We try to talk sometimes, but her accent is so strong that I usually don't understand what she's saying.  That's ok, though~she gossips with the other older ladies on the bus. 

I love ma petite ville (my little town).  

I especially love it because of what happened today.  My host family was supposed to get back from the coast last night, but they've apparently decided to stay on for an extra day (or two, we'll see...).  Anyway, at about  19h00 (seven o'clock) this evening, there was a loud knock at the door.  When I answered it, there was a woman who looked to be about sixty or so, wearing a skirt and a rainslicker, and carrying a navy blue umbrella.  She is my neighbor, and she came to check in on me, like my host mom had asked her to do.  We had a little conversation (all in French~yay), and she said that she had tried to come earlier in the week and I wasn't there. She wanted to know if I wanted to join them for dinner.  She was adorable.  I thanked her and she said if I needed anything to just come over and knock.  

I guess that's all for now.  

The only other other bit of exciting news is that I had pizza for lunch today at a little pizzeria downtown~it had ham, onions, cheese, tomato sauce, and an egg on it.  It was really good, but made me remember how much I'm looking forward to some New York style pizza when I get home.  

A bit of sad news: I'm in desperate need of a pedicure. 

Marguerite.

vendredi 11 juillet 2008

Douce France

Bonjour!

Monday is La Fete Nationale (Bastille Day) here in France, and the Tour de France happens to come through Pau that day.  The weather is perfect (for me, anyway, which means it's overcast and cool...), it's a long weekend, we're going to la mer (the coast), and I learned a new song (which we all sang today at our Apertif~basically a free lunch so all of the students can get to know one another better).  Then I had pistachio ice cream while I finished some shopping.  It was a good day.  Vive la France!  

It was my resolution to decide what to do with my life while here in France this summer (note my use of the past tense).  In lieu of doing that, I've culturally assimilated to a French attitude, summed up in this phrase: "Eh, ce n'est pas grave."  It literally means "It's not serious," but the attitude is one of laissez-faire~life will just happen, and that's okay.  C'est la vie.  I can't explain it very well (both my English and French are failing me), but it's the prevailing attitude here in the south of France.  

You missed the bus?  There's another one coming in a half-hour.  
You forgot your umbrella?  You'll just get wet.  
You were late for class?  I hope you gave an acceptable white lie. 
You have a deadline to meet?  Do it later, it's time for dejeuner.
It's almost time to resume class after our break?  Let's finish our conversation first.
You ruined that crepe?  No one cares.
You need a taxi tout de suite?  One will be there in twenty minutes.
You've had too much wine?  Have another glass. 

My favorite taxi driver here in Pau is a good example.  I was trying to say something in French to him, and he stopped me with a smile and said (in French, obviously), "Slow down~enjoy the words.  We have the time. Here, we like our language.  Say the words, don't just use them."

Everything is very calm and sensible here.  They do get rather heated about politics, though.

Marguerite.  

mardi 8 juillet 2008

Crepes

Bon soir, mes amis.

Ingrid Betancourt's release has been getting major press here in France. It's moving to observe the country rally around one of its daughters, and give her the attention and honor she deserves.

Metta (pictured in the previous post completely asleep next to me on the train) made me listen to a song at lunch today, and I almost cried into my gruyere omelette. However, things are looking brighter after tonight. We had "cooking class" at Metta's host mom's house tonight, and she taught us how to make crepes~I learned how to have two pans of crepes going at the same time! Her host mom calls us "mes filles" ("my girls"). I love being at her house, because it's really cozy and I feel comfortable enough to go barefoot in the house. She's divorced, and her kids are older teens and kind of "lead their own lives," as it were, but she loves to cook and talk with us (I think she likes having us around the house~I have to admit, we are kind of fun). She has a sixteen-year-old daughter (Marlin) who's really adorable, too. She doesn't talk much, but when you engage her in conversation, she smiles and talks a lot~we had a good conversation about shoes tonight.

We made ham and cheese crepes for dinner, and then had dessert crepes with glace (ice cream) and chocolate sauce. As Metta and I were making crepes, we needed to count them to know if we had enough crepes saveur (savory crepes), so we could add the sugar to make crepes sucree (sugar crepes). She counted, and said, "Only seven? It was seven, like, two crepes ago." You know you've been in France for a long time when you start counting in crepes.

We've finished with most of the important devoir (homework) tonight, so we're going to sleep. The bus comes early. Except when it's late.

Marguerite.

lundi 7 juillet 2008

A Mediocre Monday.

Bon soir!

So I may never get around to writing about Paris, but I did post some photos from our excursion to the Pays Basque (Basque Country), which was on Saturday.  I learned a lot, and posted fun facts in the photo captions.  One interesting thing (which I don't think I mentioned in those fun facts) is that there are seven Basque provinces, only three of which are in France (the other five are in Spain).  Bayonne is the capital of one of the French provinces.  We had a quiz on information regarding the pays Basque, and yours truly won it (you could choose your prize, and I chose an apron).  I even know the Basque word for house, "exte" (pronounced "etch").  Now that I've amazed you with my in-depth, apron-winning-worthy knowledge of the pays Basque, back to ordinary July life in Pau.

Now that the weather has turned warmer, the, um, culturally different standard for cleanliness has become pungently obvious.  Here is just one example: I got on the bus this morning, and an enormous man got on at the next stop. Approximately forty seconds after his entry, the entire bus smelled like rotten cheese.  After surviving the rest of that ride, my connecting bus was late, so I arrived at school just on time.  We had an interesting class, and learned about Le Tour de France (which will be coming through Pau on the 14th and 15th of this month).  

A note on Paris:

Steve did send me some pictures he took of our Paris trip, and of the many he took of us sleeping on the train to Versailles, this is the least embarrassing:


I took a lot of pictures (Paris V) of the new grille (gate) that was just restored at Versailles, and found a really interesting in Le Point (like our Newsweek) about it: there is a debate raging right now as to whether or not it was just a big waste of money, because it's so extravagant.  I decided to do one of my French presentations on this debate, because it is an interesting question: should a foundation use its resources to restore golden gates to dead kings' castles, or is the preserving of history a task that should wait for other times?

Marguerite.



  

mercredi 2 juillet 2008

Une petite pause.


Salut, mes amis.

I have been quite busy since I've returned from Paris~Les Soldes are in full swing, donc (thus, so) I've been forced to do some shopping.  Classes commenced yesterday, too.  They are from 9:30 to 12:30 (last session they began at 9:00), with a one hour phonetiques class twice a week. There are six levels of French to test into, and I tested into the fifth level (I was a bit intimidated, though, so I switched down to four, but it was good to have visible proof that mon francais is improving).  I also have a class on the history of French music this session.  We listened to some Maurice Chevalier, whom I've loved him since I saw In Search of the Castaways quand j'etait petite (when I was little).  My professors are wonderful, mais elles parlent tres vite (but they speak very quickly).  Je crois que cet semestre est plus difficile que le semestre dernier (I think that this semester is more difficult than last semester), but that can only do good things for my French.

I promise to write about my time in Paris sometime soon, but it's a bit intimidating to write about such a beloved city; so much has already been eloquently written.  However, I did take pictures, and many of the captions have fun facts (I'm a terrible photographer, though, so my photos don't do the city justice).  The album names are proof of my creativity: Paris, Paris II, Paris III, Paris IV, Paris V, and Paris VI (I posted all of the photos I took so I could delete my memory card--please don't feel obligated to look through all of them, or be as fascinated by chandeliers as I am).  

My host dad's parents are in town this week, so we had a long dinner yesterday.  There would be nothing interesting to report if it hadn't been such a light meal (the big meal of the day in France is dejeuner, or lunch, and dinners tend to be light).  They kept refilling my glass with some sort of aperetif from Portugal, and I couldn't really refuse~though I tried! However, I was already completely exhausted from the day, and kept getting sleepier and sleepier.  My french comprehension took a nosedive after my third glass of it.  Pascal's father was impressive, though.  Whereas I would sip my glass, in hopes that it wouldn't get refilled (it was really good, but I can't drink too much), he would pour a glass and then drink the whole thing like a shot.  It would have been completely inappropriate for me to leave before dessert, so I sat there until about nine o'clock, when we finally finished the apricot tart.  After the meal, Sandrine (my host mom) told me I should go dancing with some of my friends because I "already had a good start on the night."  I laughed.  And then I slept really well.  I do not know how the French can drink so much with such light meals and not be falling out of their chairs.


A+ (A plus, which is an abbreviation for a plus tard, which translates basically as "later"), 

Marguerite.